So, I put this goop on my face and my skin is having a total reaction to it 'cause it's all red and irritated and splotchy and yes, I look HAWT.

Why can't I do anything right?

Hmmm...what else to write about?  No job prospects, so that's pretty fun.  I've gone a full week without smoking.  Whoop.  I really want the second season of The Office but I haven't been able to justify buying it yet.  Give me time on that one.  Um......well kids, that's about it.  Life is pretty dull. 

Oh!  One more installment of "Dark Secrets About Me":  I sometimes find myself chuckling at Leno's opening monologue on the Tonight Show.  But I think the laughter is caused by a boredom induced type of hysteria and not because I really find what he's saying funny.  Or maybe it is and I'm totally losing my mind.

I'm gonna rewrite Loretta Lynn's "Coal Miner's Daughter" and make it a song about someone who is not, in fact, a coal miner's daughter.   But it's still going to be called "Coal Miner's Daughter."  Because that would be funny.

Guess what?  I need a job. 

And some sleep.

This is for all you library geeks.  In otherwords, this is for Carrie and Alex.  Jr. posted this on his myspace deal but I thought you two would appreciate it as well.  Of course, it just occurred to me that I should just email this link to you.  Oh well.

Admit it, those pictures turn you on.  Turn you on HARDCORE.

Ho hum.

I doubt anyone even checks this anymore. Which means I should start filling up the screen with the dirty little secrets of others. But unfortunately, I don't know any dirty little secrets. And if I did, I'm sure everyone else would already know about them by now. Because I would have told them, you see.

I really wish I could just slip into some kinda catatonic state. Because that actually would be more lively and fun than the way things are going right now.

Double boo hoo.

I got the invite to my 10 year high school reunion a couple of days ago.  Enclosed was a little survey.  I have absolutely no intention of attending the reunion, but I thought I'd fill-out the survey, anyway.  Do you think I should submit it?